Hospital System

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When you get killed, your soul doesn't just vanish into the void - oh no, it respawns in a hospital, because apparently even in death, you're too broke to skip the waiting room. The hospital you end up in depends on where you got snuffed out on the map - so if you're a reckless fool, you might wake up in the County General or the Las Venturas Hospital... Where the staff is probably more interested in blackjack than healing you...

Every time you die, prepare to fork over a "treatment fee" — because apparently in San Andreas, hospitals operate like shady pawn shops. It's $1,000 per level. So, if you're level 15, get ready to hand over $15,000 for the privilege of not being dead. But don't worry, if you're broke, the hospitals are so benevolent they won't take your money — because apparently, the hospitals in San Andreas are just that generous and don't mind losing money on the poor. Or maybe they're just too lazy to bother chasing it (... they are).

List of all hospitals

There are a total of 7 hospitals on the server:

# Hospital name Location
1. County General Hospital Los Santos
2. All Saints General Hospital Los Santos
3. Crippen Memorial Hospital Montgomery
4. Angel Pine Medical Center Angel Pine
5. San Fierro Medical Center San Fierro
6. Fort Carson Medical Center Fort Carson
7. Las Venturas Hospital Las Venturas

Want to find one? Use the GPS command /gps — because who doesn't want to be "that guy" constantly checking his map?

Medicines

In each hospital, you can buy healing items - but remember, it’s based on how much HP you want to heal.

Country hospitals are so broke they only sell bandages and mini first aid kits - probably because they're too busy counting chickens instead of patients.

San Fierro's Medical Center offers an experimental drug called BetaHealPill - which heals you 90 HP but has a 10% chance of killing you. Basically, it's like Russian roulette with your health. The small print says, "Warning: May cause death, but at least you'll look rich dying!"

Item Name Health Description
Bandage 5 HP For when you’re just a little hurt, but not enough to stop the party.
Mini first aid 15 HP For minor wounds, because minor wounds are the worst.
First aid 25 HP For when you’re really hurt but too lazy to die.
BetaHealPill 90 HP (10% death) The “miracle” drug that might kill you faster than your enemies. Small print: "Death risk included."

Hospitals shop

Because, naturally, hospitals have shopping areas. Here, you can browse for health items like you’re at a fancy mall - just with less fashion and more pain.

Pictures of hospitals

Sumarry

Getting killed in San Andreas isn’t just about losing your life — it’s about losing your money, your dignity, and maybe even your soul. But hey, at least you get a fancy hospital bed and a chance to buy a BetaHealPill — if you’re brave enough to risk it. Because nothing says “fun” like gambling with your health!