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When you get killed, you will respawn in a hospital depending on the location on the map where you were killed at.
When you get killed, your soul doesn't just vanish into the void — oh no, it respawns in a hospital, because apparently even in death, you're too broke to skip the waiting room. The hospital you end up in depends on where you got snuffed out on the map — so if you're a reckless fool, you might wake up in the County General or the Las Venturas Hospital... Where the staff is probably more interested in blackjack than healing you...
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Every time you are killed, you pay a treatment fee ($1,000 for each level). This means if you are at level 15 then you must pay a treatment fee of $15,000.
Every time you die, prepare to fork over a "treatment fee" — because apparently in San Andreas, hospitals operate like shady pawn shops. It's $1,000 per level. So, if you're level 15, get ready to hand over $15,000 for the privilege of not being dead. But don't worry, if you're broke, the hospitals are so benevolent they won't take your money — because apparently, the hospitals in San Andreas are just that generous and don't mind losing money on the poor. Or maybe they're just too lazy to bother chasing it (... they are).
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If you have no money, you do not pay treatment fees (because San Andreas hospitals can afford not to take money from poor people).


== List of all hospitals == <!--T:2-->
== List of all hospitals == <!--T:2-->
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The hospital can be located on the server using GPS (/gps).
Want to find one? Use the GPS command /gps — because who doesn't want to be "that guy" constantly checking his map?


== Medicines == <!--T:2-->
== Medicines == <!--T:2-->


In each hospital it is possible to buy healing items. The price depends on the amount of HP.  
In each hospital, you can buy healing items — but remember, it’s based on how much HP you want to heal.


Country hospitals only sell bandages and mini first aid kits.  
Country hospitals are so broke they only sell bandages and mini first aid kits — probably because they're too busy counting chickens instead of patients.


In the largest hospital, San Fierro Medical Center, it is possible to buy an experimental drug called BetaHealPill, which heals you 90HP but has a 10% chance of killing you.
San Fierro's Medical Center offers an experimental drug called BetaHealPill — which heals you 90 HP but has a 10% chance of killing you. Basically, it's like Russian roulette with your health. The small print says, "Warning: May cause death, but at least you'll look rich dying!"


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   | Bandage
   | Bandage
   | 5 HP
   | 5 HP
   | A bandage is used to treat wounds.
   | For when you’re just a little hurt, but not enough to stop the party.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11736.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11736.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Mini first aid
   | Mini first aid
   | 15 HP
   | 15 HP
   | Mini first aid is used to treat minor wounds.
   | For minor wounds, because minor wounds are the worst.
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|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11738.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11738.jpg|100px|center]]
   | First aid
   | First aid
   | 25 HP
   | 25 HP
   | First aid is used to treat injuries.
   | For when you’re really hurt but too lazy to die.
|-
|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1241.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1241.jpg|100px|center]]
   | BetaHealPill
   | BetaHealPill
   | 90 HP (10% death)
   | 90 HP (10% death)
   | The best doctors in San Andreas have created this experimental drug. The small print says there is a 10% chance of death !
   | The “miracle” drug that might kill you faster than your enemies. Small print: "Death risk included."
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Pictures of shopping areas at Las Venturas Hospital:
Pictures of shopping areas at Las Venturas Hospital:
Because, naturally, hospitals have shopping areas. Here, you can browse for health items like you’re at a fancy mall — just with less fashion and more pain.


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Revision as of 17:52, 11 July 2025

When you get killed, your soul doesn't just vanish into the void — oh no, it respawns in a hospital, because apparently even in death, you're too broke to skip the waiting room. The hospital you end up in depends on where you got snuffed out on the map — so if you're a reckless fool, you might wake up in the County General or the Las Venturas Hospital... Where the staff is probably more interested in blackjack than healing you...

Every time you die, prepare to fork over a "treatment fee" — because apparently in San Andreas, hospitals operate like shady pawn shops. It's $1,000 per level. So, if you're level 15, get ready to hand over $15,000 for the privilege of not being dead. But don't worry, if you're broke, the hospitals are so benevolent they won't take your money — because apparently, the hospitals in San Andreas are just that generous and don't mind losing money on the poor. Or maybe they're just too lazy to bother chasing it (... they are).

List of all hospitals

There are a total of 7 hospitals on the server:

# Hospital name Location
1. County General Hospital Los Santos
2. All Saints General Hospital Los Santos
3. Crippen Memorial Hospital Montgomery
4. Angel Pine Medical Center Angel Pine
5. San Fierro Medical Center San Fierro
6. Fort Carson Medical Center Fort Carson
7. Las Venturas Hospital Las Venturas

Want to find one? Use the GPS command /gps — because who doesn't want to be "that guy" constantly checking his map?

Medicines

In each hospital, you can buy healing items — but remember, it’s based on how much HP you want to heal.

Country hospitals are so broke they only sell bandages and mini first aid kits — probably because they're too busy counting chickens instead of patients.

San Fierro's Medical Center offers an experimental drug called BetaHealPill — which heals you 90 HP but has a 10% chance of killing you. Basically, it's like Russian roulette with your health. The small print says, "Warning: May cause death, but at least you'll look rich dying!"

Item Name Health Description
Bandage 5 HP For when you’re just a little hurt, but not enough to stop the party.
Mini first aid 15 HP For minor wounds, because minor wounds are the worst.
First aid 25 HP For when you’re really hurt but too lazy to die.
BetaHealPill 90 HP (10% death) The “miracle” drug that might kill you faster than your enemies. Small print: "Death risk included."

Pictures of shopping areas at Las Venturas Hospital:

Because, naturally, hospitals have shopping areas. Here, you can browse for health items like you’re at a fancy mall — just with less fashion and more pain.

  • Shopping area in the hospital
    Shopping area in the hospital
  • Dialog whenpurchasing
    Dialog whenpurchasing

Pictures of hospitals

  • County General Hospital
    County General Hospital
  • All Saints General Hospital
    All Saints General Hospital
  • Crippen Memorial Hospital
    Crippen Memorial Hospital
  • Angel Pine Medical Center
    Angel Pine Medical Center
  • San Fierro Medical Center
    San Fierro Medical Center
  • Fort Carson Medical Center
    Fort Carson Medical Center
  • Las Venturas Hospital
    Las Venturas Hospital
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