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== Gas stations list ==
== Locations ==


Welcome to the wildest, most epic, and slightly questionable collection of 20 gas stations on the server where you can fuel up, grab random snacks, and question your life choices (drinks, food, and possibly a questionable life decision or two).  
Welcome to the collection of 20 gas stations on the server where you can fuel up, grab random snacks, and question your life choices (drinks, food, and possibly a questionable life decision or two).  


These gas stations can be bought, sold, traded, and maybe even used as impromptu dance floors - just don’t try to lock them, because apparently they’re as secure as your grandma’s password: “password123”. In short... They can't be locked.
These gas stations can be bought, sold, traded, and maybe even used as impromptu dance floors - just don’t try to lock them... They can't be locked.


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Gas stations serve fuel outside the pump, because apparently, apperently nothing. Inside, you'll find an assortment of drinks, food, and questionable alcohol choices that may or may not make your life worse.
Gas stations serve fuel outside the pump. Inside, you'll find an assortment of drinks, food, and questionable alcohol choices that may or may not make your life worse.


The crown jewel of these empires of gasoline is Xoomer - because nothing says "luxury" like paying extra for the same fuel you get elsewhere. In Las Venturas, they also sell lottery tickets, because gambling your money away is as San Andreas as apple pie - except the apple pie is probably laced with regret.
The crown jewel of these empires of gasoline is Xoomer - because nothing says "luxury" like paying extra for the same fuel you get elsewhere. In Las Venturas, they also sell lottery tickets, because gambling your money away is american way of life.


The most profitable strategy? Buy fuel in Las Venturas, where prices are as low as your self-esteem after a bad day.
The most profitable strategy? Buy fuel in Las Venturas, where prices are as low as your self-esteem after a bad day.
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   | 3l fuel
   | 3l fuel
   | 3l
   | 3l
   | Because carrying gasoline in a bag is totally safe and not at all a fire hazard. When used, there's a 5% chance the bag will catch fire, giving you a fiery surprise and 75 HP less.
   | Because carrying gasoline in a bag is totally safe and not at all a fire hazard. When used, there's a 5% chance the bag will catch fire, giving you a fiery surprise and 75 HP less. Avaliable only for rednecks in Dillimore...
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1650.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1650.jpg|100px|center]]
   | 20l fuel
   | 20l fuel
   | 20l
   | 20l
   | Eenough to get you from here to somewhere better or just around the block.
   | Enough to get you from here to somewhere better or just around the block.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1225.jpg|100px|center]]
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   ! Item
   ! Naziv
   ! Name
   ! Karakteristike
   ! Stats
   ! Opis
   ! Description
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_19835.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_19835.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Frappuccino
   | Frappuccino
   | 5 HP
   | 5 HP
   | Just when you think an San Andreas can't come up with anything more expensive and worse than instant coffee.
   | The most expensive, worst coffee you’ll ever pretend to enjoy. Comes with a side of existential dread.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_2601.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_2601.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Sprunk
   | Sprunk
   | 10 HP
   | 10 HP
   | What sounds more San Andreas than 10 times more caffeine and sugar! Sprunk! (1% chance for 50 HP damage).
   | Because nothing screams america like caffeine, sugar, and a 1% chance to damage you for 50 HP - because life isn’t fair.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_2769.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_2769.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Taco
   | Taco
   | 15 HP
   | 15 HP
   | Just a simple, delicious taco.
   | Just a simple, delicious taco - until you realize it’s just a tortilla filled with questionable meat.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_19823.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_19823.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Whiskey
   | Whiskey
   | 1000 drunk
   | 1000 drunk
   | 10 year old whiskey, 40% alcohol. Driving is not recommended even a week after consumption !
   | 10-year-old whiskey that hits harder than your ex’s feelings. 40% alcohol - because who needs a sober life anyway?
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   | Lottery ticket 10K$
   | Lottery ticket 10K$
   | 10.000$
   | 10.000$
   | Lottery ticket gives you a chance to win $10,000 !
   | Buy this and imagine what you'd do with all that money - probably cry into it.
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   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1876.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1876.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Lottery ticket 50k$
   | Lottery ticket 50k$
   | 50.000$
   | 50.000$
   | Lottery ticket gives you a chance to win $50,000 !
   | Your chance to win big, or just buy more fuel to run away from your problems.
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|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1924.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1924.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Lottery ticket 250K$
   | Lottery ticket 250K$
   | 250.000$
   | 250.000$
   | Lottery ticket gives you a chance to win $250,000 !
   | Because sometimes, life gives you lemons - then you buy a lottery ticket and hope the lemons turn into lemonade or a yacht.
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== Gas station images == <!--T:2-->
== Images == <!--T:2-->


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Latest revision as of 04:16, 14 August 2025

Locations

Welcome to the collection of 20 gas stations on the server where you can fuel up, grab random snacks, and question your life choices (drinks, food, and possibly a questionable life decision or two).

These gas stations can be bought, sold, traded, and maybe even used as impromptu dance floors - just don’t try to lock them... They can't be locked.

# The name of the gas station Company Location
1 Xoomer Doherty Xoomer San Fierro
2 Xoomer Easter Basin Xoomer San Fierro
3 Xoomer Juniper Hollow Xoomer San Fierro
4 Xoomer The Strip Xoomer Las Venturas
5 Xoomer Come-A-Lot Xoomer Las Venturas
6 Xoomer The Emerald Isle Xoomer Las Venturas
7 Xoomer Redsands West Xoomer Las Venturas
8 Xoomer Spinybed Xoomer Las Venturas
9 Xoomer Wheatstone Xoomer Angel Pine
10 Xoomer El Quebrados Xoomer El Quebrados
11 Xoomer Bone County Xoomer Bone County
12 Gas Angel Pine Gas Angel Pine
13 Gas Valle Ocultado Gas Valle Ocultado
14 Gas Fort Carson Gas Fort Carson
15 Going Idlewood Going Los Santos
16 Going Temple Going Temple
17 Gas-N-Go Flint County Gas-N-Go Flint County
18 Gas-N-Go Tierra Robada Gas-N-Go Tierra Robada
19 Gasso Dillimore Gasso Dillimore
20 Tosser Montgomery Tosser Montgomery

Finding these legendary fuel temples is easier than finding your dignity, thanks to the GPS (/gps). Good luck!

Offer

Gas stations serve fuel outside the pump. Inside, you'll find an assortment of drinks, food, and questionable alcohol choices that may or may not make your life worse.

The crown jewel of these empires of gasoline is Xoomer - because nothing says "luxury" like paying extra for the same fuel you get elsewhere. In Las Venturas, they also sell lottery tickets, because gambling your money away is american way of life.

The most profitable strategy? Buy fuel in Las Venturas, where prices are as low as your self-esteem after a bad day.

Gas offer

Item Name Fuel Description
1l fuel 1l Enough to keep your car running, or at least pretending to.
3l fuel 3l Because carrying gasoline in a bag is totally safe and not at all a fire hazard. When used, there's a 5% chance the bag will catch fire, giving you a fiery surprise and 75 HP less. Avaliable only for rednecks in Dillimore...
20l fuel 20l Enough to get you from here to somewhere better or just around the block.
50l fuel 50l Perfect for those long, expensive trips or when you want your car to feel like it’s about to explode.

Offer in shop

Item Name Stats Description
Frappuccino 5 HP The most expensive, worst coffee you’ll ever pretend to enjoy. Comes with a side of existential dread.
Sprunk 10 HP Because nothing screams america like caffeine, sugar, and a 1% chance to damage you for 50 HP - because life isn’t fair.
Taco 15 HP Just a simple, delicious taco - until you realize it’s just a tortilla filled with questionable meat.
Whiskey 1000 drunk 10-year-old whiskey that hits harder than your ex’s feelings. 40% alcohol - because who needs a sober life anyway?

Lottery tickets

Item Name Characteristics Description
Lottery ticket 10K$ 10.000$ Buy this and imagine what you'd do with all that money - probably cry into it.
Lottery ticket 50k$ 50.000$ Your chance to win big, or just buy more fuel to run away from your problems.
Lottery ticket 250K$ 250.000$ Because sometimes, life gives you lemons - then you buy a lottery ticket and hope the lemons turn into lemonade or a yacht.

Images

  • Xoomer Doherty
    Xoomer Doherty
  • Xoomer Easter Basin
    Xoomer Easter Basin
  • Xoomer Juniper Hollow
    Xoomer Juniper Hollow
  • Xoomer The Strip
    Xoomer The Strip
  • Xoomer Come-A-Lot
    Xoomer Come-A-Lot
  • Xoomer The Emerald Isle
    Xoomer The Emerald Isle
  • Xoomer Redsands West
    Xoomer Redsands West
  • Xoomer Spinybed
    Xoomer Spinybed
  • Xoomer Wheatstone
    Xoomer Wheatstone
  • Xoomer El Quebrados
    Xoomer El Quebrados
  • Xoomer Bone County
    Xoomer Bone County
  • Gas Angel Pine
    Gas Angel Pine
  • Gas Valle Ocultado
    Gas Valle Ocultado
  • Gas Fort Carson
    Gas Fort Carson
  • Going Idlewood
    Going Idlewood
  • Going Temple
    Going Temple
  • Gas-N-Go Flint County
    Gas-N-Go Flint County
  • Gas-N-Go Tierra Robada
    Gas-N-Go Tierra Robada
  • Gasso Dillimore
    Gasso Dillimore
  • Tosser Montgomery
    Tosser Montgomery
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