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When a player is killed, he will respawn in a hospital depending on the location on the map where they were killed.
When you get killed, your soul doesn't just vanish into the void - oh no, it respawns in a hospital, because apparently even in death, you're too broke to skip the waiting room. The hospital you end up in depends on where you got killed out on the map - so if you're a reckless fool, you might wake up in the County General or the Las Venturas Hospital... Where the staff is probably more interested in blackjack than healing you...
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Every time a player is killed, they must pay a treatment fee ($1,000 for each level). This means that a player at level 15 must pay a treatment fee of $15,000.
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If player has no money, he does not pay treatment fees (because San Andreas hospitals can afford not to take money from poor people).


== List of all hospitals == <!--T:2-->
Every time you die, prepare to fork over a "treatment fee" — because apparently in San Andreas, hospitals operate like shady pawn shops. It's $1,000 per level. So, if you're level 15, get ready to hand over $15,000 for the privilege of not being dead. But don't worry, if you're broke, the hospitals are so benevolent they won't take your money — because apparently, the hospitals in San Andreas are just that generous and don't mind losing money on the poor. Or maybe they're just too lazy to bother chasing it...
 
== Locations == <!--T:2-->


There are a total of 7 hospitals on the server:
There are a total of 7 hospitals on the server:
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The hospital can be located on the server using GPS (/gps).
Want to find one? Use the GPS command /gps.


== Medicines == <!--T:2-->
== Medicines == <!--T:2-->


In each hospital it is possible to buy healing items. The price depends on the amount of HP.  
In each hospital, you can buy healing items - but remember, it’s based on how much HP you want to heal.
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Country hospitals only sell bandages and mini first aid kits.  
Country hospitals are so broke they only sell bandages and mini first aid kits - probably because they're too busy counting chickens instead of patients.
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In the largest hospital, San Fierro Medical Center, it is possible to buy an experimental drug called BetaHealPill, which heals up to 90% of the time, but has a 10% chance of killing you.
San Fierro's Medical Center offers an experimental drug called BetaHealPill - which heals you 90 HP but has a 10% chance of killing you. Basically, it's like Russian roulette with your health. The small print says, "Warning: May cause death, but at least you'll look rich dying!"


{| class="wikitable" style="width: 50%;"
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   | Bandage
   | Bandage
   | 5 HP
   | 5 HP
   | A bandage is used to treat wounds.
   | For when you’re just a little hurt, but not enough to stop the party.
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|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11736.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11736.jpg|100px|center]]
   | Mini first aid
   | Mini first aid
   | 15 HP
   | 15 HP
   | Mini first aid is used to treat minor wounds.
   | For minor wounds, because minor wounds are the worst.
|-
|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11738.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_11738.jpg|100px|center]]
   | First aid
   | First aid
   | 25 HP
   | 25 HP
   | First aid is used to treat injuries.
   | For when you’re really hurt but too lazy to die.
|-
|-
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1241.jpg|100px|center]]
   | [[File:GTA_MODEL_1241.jpg|100px|center]]
   | BetaHealPill
   | BetaHealPill
   | 90 HP (10% death)
   | 90 HP (10% death)
   | The best doctors in San Andreas have created this experimental drug. The small print says there is a 10% chance of death !
   | The “miracle” drug that might kill you faster than your enemies. Small print: "Death risk included."
|}
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Pictures of shopping areas at Las Venturas Hospital:
== Hospitals shop == <!--T:2-->
 
Because, naturally, hospitals have shopping areas. Here, you can browse for health items like you’re at a fancy mall - just with less fashion and more pain.


<gallery widths=330px heights=200px>
<gallery widths=330px heights=200px>
File:Hospital_Buy.png|Shopping area in the hospital
File:Hospital_Buy.png|Shopping area in the hospital
File:Hispital_Buy_Dialog.png|Dialog whenpurchasing
File:Hispital_Buy_Dialog.png|Dialog when purchasing
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Pictures of hospitals == <!--T:2-->
== Images == <!--T:2-->


<gallery widths=330px heights=200px>
<gallery widths=330px heights=200px>
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File:Las_Venturas_Hospital.png|Las Venturas Hospital
File:Las_Venturas_Hospital.png|Las Venturas Hospital
</gallery>
</gallery>
== Sumarry == <!--T:2-->
Getting killed in San Andreas isn’t just about losing your life — it’s about losing your money, your dignity, and maybe even your soul. But hey, at least you get a fancy hospital bed and a chance to buy a BetaHealPill — if you’re brave enough to risk it. Because nothing says “fun” like gambling with your health!

Latest revision as of 05:05, 13 July 2025

When you get killed, your soul doesn't just vanish into the void - oh no, it respawns in a hospital, because apparently even in death, you're too broke to skip the waiting room. The hospital you end up in depends on where you got killed out on the map - so if you're a reckless fool, you might wake up in the County General or the Las Venturas Hospital... Where the staff is probably more interested in blackjack than healing you...

Every time you die, prepare to fork over a "treatment fee" — because apparently in San Andreas, hospitals operate like shady pawn shops. It's $1,000 per level. So, if you're level 15, get ready to hand over $15,000 for the privilege of not being dead. But don't worry, if you're broke, the hospitals are so benevolent they won't take your money — because apparently, the hospitals in San Andreas are just that generous and don't mind losing money on the poor. Or maybe they're just too lazy to bother chasing it...

Locations

There are a total of 7 hospitals on the server:

# Hospital name Location
1. County General Hospital Los Santos
2. All Saints General Hospital Los Santos
3. Crippen Memorial Hospital Montgomery
4. Angel Pine Medical Center Angel Pine
5. San Fierro Medical Center San Fierro
6. Fort Carson Medical Center Fort Carson
7. Las Venturas Hospital Las Venturas

Want to find one? Use the GPS command /gps.

Medicines

In each hospital, you can buy healing items - but remember, it’s based on how much HP you want to heal.

Country hospitals are so broke they only sell bandages and mini first aid kits - probably because they're too busy counting chickens instead of patients.

San Fierro's Medical Center offers an experimental drug called BetaHealPill - which heals you 90 HP but has a 10% chance of killing you. Basically, it's like Russian roulette with your health. The small print says, "Warning: May cause death, but at least you'll look rich dying!"

Item Name Health Description
Bandage 5 HP For when you’re just a little hurt, but not enough to stop the party.
Mini first aid 15 HP For minor wounds, because minor wounds are the worst.
First aid 25 HP For when you’re really hurt but too lazy to die.
BetaHealPill 90 HP (10% death) The “miracle” drug that might kill you faster than your enemies. Small print: "Death risk included."

Hospitals shop

Because, naturally, hospitals have shopping areas. Here, you can browse for health items like you’re at a fancy mall - just with less fashion and more pain.

  • Shopping area in the hospital
    Shopping area in the hospital
  • Dialog when purchasing
    Dialog when purchasing

Images

  • County General Hospital
    County General Hospital
  • All Saints General Hospital
    All Saints General Hospital
  • Crippen Memorial Hospital
    Crippen Memorial Hospital
  • Angel Pine Medical Center
    Angel Pine Medical Center
  • San Fierro Medical Center
    San Fierro Medical Center
  • Fort Carson Medical Center
    Fort Carson Medical Center
  • Las Venturas Hospital
    Las Venturas Hospital

Sumarry

Getting killed in San Andreas isn’t just about losing your life — it’s about losing your money, your dignity, and maybe even your soul. But hey, at least you get a fancy hospital bed and a chance to buy a BetaHealPill — if you’re brave enough to risk it. Because nothing says “fun” like gambling with your health!

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